Top 10 Philosoraptors

Posted on: December 19, 2011

Philosoraptor meme never gets old as there’s no shortage of fascinating and curious things in this universe to ponder. Below you will find some of the best philosoraptor musings ever made. Enjoy:

Philosoraptor - Pessimists vs Optimists

Philosoraptor - Two Blind People Dating

Philosoraptor - Time at the North Pole

Philosoraptor - Logic Is a Test of Faith

Philosoraptor - Products Made in China

Philosoraptor - Hiring Private Investigators

Philosoraptor - Is Pope Promoted or Fired

Philosoraptor - Lil Wayne plus Lil John

Philosoraptor - Was the Invention of a Shovel Groundbreaking?

Philosoraptor - Congress as Opposite of Progress

Philosoraptor - Spin an Asian to Disorient Him

Philosoraptor - Are Some Animals Allergic to Humans?

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12 Responses to Top 10 Philosoraptors

  1. A says:
    December 29, 2011 at 05:59

    What? No, it says “Made in China”, just like any other place.

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    • Anon says:
      December 29, 2011 at 06:24

      ‘facepalm’

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    • anon says:
      December 29, 2011 at 06:46

      I know right, some of them are just so stupid.
      “Logic is a test of faith” I don’t think I’ve heard anyone say that in my entire life and the one about pessimists living longer… fail.

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      • anon says:
        December 29, 2011 at 07:19

        Yeah I thought the same thing about the faith thing. I’ve grown up my entire life in a Bible Belt church and have never heard that.

      • anon says:
        December 29, 2011 at 07:52

        Are you serious? Who cares, they’re funny. I feel bad for people like you, it must be really hard to enjoy life.

      • Anon says:
        January 22, 2012 at 10:54

        I grew up in TX (Southern Bapt. Bible Belt), and my Granny and Dad both liked to say, “Knowledge and Faith are a constant battle…” Seems pretty close… I remember asking questions about evolution (absolutely impossible – not in the Bible), reincarnation (absolutely impossible – not in the Bible), ghosts (absolutely impossible – not in the Bible), what if i’d been born Buddist (thank God that you weren’t…) Ahhh, loved those responses that answered all my questions and satisfied all the curiosity… :)

      • herpderp says:
        January 22, 2012 at 11:05

        You poor sod.

  2. Dee says:
    December 29, 2011 at 06:31

    omg..I just found that a dino has a waaay higher IQ than I do! xD digged the questions! Hitchcock should’ve made a movie bout the investigator question. and no, blind ones aren’t “seeing” eachother, they’re having a blind date. and last but not least: if you put Lil John & Lil Wayne together you get two bags of douche making noises they call “music”. of course there are more questions above, which my peanut aka my brain just can’t answer all by its self.
    Hope to find more! =)

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  3. Anon says:
    December 31, 2011 at 23:23

    Bible belt…that explains everything

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  4. t.p.4.a.sec says:
    February 20, 2012 at 09:33

    yeeee yeee yee man there aint seeing each ada literaly so please kwaaaaaaaa funny hey.

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  5. anonymous says:
    March 20, 2012 at 12:58

    i think you are all retarded. except for the 5th 7th and 8th guys

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  6. michelle says:
    April 18, 2012 at 04:39

    these are meant for fun and laughing LMAO – I love it when people take shit so seriously and turn it into a debate.

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