Overly Attached Jesus

Overly Attached Jesus is a less known meme. Experienced internet lurkers will of course recognize a poorly photoshopped creepy Jesus face on top of the Overly Attached Girlfriend pic. Even though it’s not very popular, I think OAJ is pretty damn funny, and poking fun at religion is always entertaining.

If You Don't Love Me You Are Going to Burn In Hell

I Would Die For You. Let Me Prove It!

 

I Threw Out the Moneylenders

 

I Got Nailed to a Cross For You, Do You Love Me?

 

You Left Me In A Cave, I Forgive You

 

I Know What You Are Doing

 

Have Some Wine, Pretend It's My Blood

 

Haven't Seen You in Three Days, Did You Miss Me?

 

Accept Me So I Can Forgive All The Things You Did Before We Met

 

Abandon Your Family Or I'll Torture You For Eternity
All credits go to reddit users in this thread. Now a bonus pic by reddit member padorama from the same thread – someone aptly named it “Overly Intense Jesus”:

Overly Intense Jesus

6 Responses to Overly Attached Jesus

  1. Immanuel says:

    YOU IDIOT WEBSITERS DO THINK THAT JESUS IS SUCH CRUEL TO BURN YOU IN HELL FOR IF YOU DON’T LOVE HIM…THIS IS UTTER NONSCENCE..NEVER GOD HAS SAID THAT…HE ALWAYS LOVES YOU..LET HIM FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE..

  2. chris says:

    is the owner of this website still alive?

  3. Devil-Doc Pyronight says:

    It’s funny to me that the first and only comments left on this page are overzealous and aggressive. Comments which question the livelihood and safety of the individual(s) who posted these and damned this/these individual(s) to hell if they were no longer alive. Also to “Immanuel” yes jesus did say if you didn’t love him you’d go to hell. Jesus had supposedly said to have spoken the following words after he resurrected, according to Mark 16:16:

    “Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved; whoever does not believe will be condemned.”

    Ergo, if you didn’t believe you went to hell. Your comments even though jesus and christians are said to be peaceful and loving but if you actually had read the bible you would see that jesus was the equivalent of a man standing on the corner waving a sign that said the end is near. If you don’t believe me go ahead and truly read your bible and you’ll see just how violent and wrong god and jesus are. That plus god having originally been the Canaanite god of war yahwah before he was upgraded to high lord god El. That kind of says something don’t you think? What kind of people worship and follow the every command of a God which favors and commited mass death, war, and destruction?

  4. eak says:

    lol, wow dont half get carried away.
    god eh there is no such person, its something that somebody made up because there mental.
    like an old biddie winging about some kid playing football outside they where board.
    “o i know lets make some shit up about this guy (god jesus whatever)”.
    it just got out of hand eh.

  5. Anon says:

    this website is for mature people only

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