Overly Attached Jesus

Posted on: November 8, 2012

Overly Attached Jesus is a less known meme. Experienced internet lurkers will of course recognize a poorly photoshopped creepy Jesus face on top of the Overly Attached Girlfriend pic. Even though it’s not very popular, I think OAJ is pretty damn funny, and poking fun at religion is always entertaining.

If You Don't Love Me You Are Going to Burn In Hell

I Would Die For You. Let Me Prove It!

 

I Threw Out the Moneylenders

 

I Got Nailed to a Cross For You, Do You Love Me?

 

You Left Me In A Cave, I Forgive You

 

I Know What You Are Doing

 

Have Some Wine, Pretend It's My Blood

 

Haven't Seen You in Three Days, Did You Miss Me?

 

Accept Me So I Can Forgive All The Things You Did Before We Met

 

Abandon Your Family Or I'll Torture You For Eternity
All credits go to reddit users in this thread. Now a bonus pic by reddit member padorama from the same thread – someone aptly named it “Overly Intense Jesus”:

Overly Intense Jesus

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3 Responses to Overly Attached Jesus

  1. Immanuel says:
    March 27, 2013 at 14:56

    YOU IDIOT WEBSITERS DO THINK THAT JESUS IS SUCH CRUEL TO BURN YOU IN HELL FOR IF YOU DON’T LOVE HIM…THIS IS UTTER NONSCENCE..NEVER GOD HAS SAID THAT…HE ALWAYS LOVES YOU..LET HIM FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE..

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  2. chris says:
    March 29, 2013 at 20:36

    is the owner of this website still alive?

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